Vitriolic, irritable, turbulent, cruel, fickle, compulsive, sadistic, bombastic, contrary, selfish, crude, wasteful, crass, noncommittal, condescending, perverted, pessimistic, pretentious, dishonest, conceited, opportunistic, possessive, indecisive, irresponsible, hateful, manipulative.

 

Doctor: You need to reduce the amount of stress in your day-to-day life.

Me: So what you're saying is that I should drink more?

Doctor: No no no, what you need to do is avoid things that make you feel stress and try to focus on relaxation whenever possible.

Me: Sooooooooo what you're saying is that I should drink more and never leave the house?

Doctor: ...

Doctor: ...

Doctor: Sure, whatever.

Every time I blacklist something I always think, “Wow, I cannot believe it took me so long to think of this.”

Today’s example: “vegan”

RE: White people taking pictures of themselves doing yoga in the woods

Does that whole ‘inner peace’ thing just sort of wait for you while you run back and forth fifteen times to adjust your self-timer and settings?

Or are you actually just a pretentious douche that really wanted to wag your pretentious meta-wang in instagram’s face?

The absurdity runs deep: America is using American military equipment to bomb other pieces of American military equipment halfway around the world. The reason the American military equipment got there in the first place was because, in 2003, the US had to use its military to rebuild the Iraqi army, which it just finished destroying with the American military. The American weapons the US gave the Iraqi army totally failed at making Iraq secure and have become tools of terror used by an offshoot of al-Qaeda to terrorize the Iraqis that the US supposedly liberated a decade ago. And so now the US has to use American weaponry to destroy the American weaponry it gave Iraqis to make Iraqis safer, in order to make Iraqis safer.