Vitriolic, irritable, turbulent, cruel, fickle, compulsive, sadistic, bombastic, contrary, selfish, crude, wasteful, crass, noncommittal, condescending, perverted, pessimistic, pretentious, dishonest, conceited, opportunistic, possessive, indecisive, irresponsible, hateful, manipulative.
Doctor: You need to reduce the amount of stress in your day-to-day life.
Me: So what you're saying is that I should drink more?
Doctor: No no no, what you need to do is avoid things that make you feel stress and try to focus on relaxation whenever possible.
Me: Sooooooooo what you're saying is that I should drink more and never leave the house?
Doctor: Sure, whatever.
Every time I blacklist something I always think, “Wow, I cannot believe it took me so long to think of this.”
Today’s example: “vegan”
Does that whole ‘inner peace’ thing just sort of wait for you while you run back and forth fifteen times to adjust your self-timer and settings?
Or are you actually just a pretentious douche that really wanted to wag your pretentious meta-wang in instagram’s face?